Tuesdays Down Under Are Just...Different

[Editor’s Note: This is solely a Clickbate Smits production. All about the content, pageviews, and jokes!]

HAPPY TUESDAY FROM MIMI IN AUSSIEVILLE!!!!!  Move over in your graves, Cleopatra and Helen Of Troy!  We've got a new all-time beauty to wear the crown!  The talent from Down Under can go head to head with anyone throughout history!  Good on Mimi for being an absolute STUNNER, during a global pandemic, no less!  Down with Covid-19!  Up with great life up there!  Even DOWN UNDER!!!  Go Mimi Go!

MIMI BREAK: Check in on Fortnight Boy and make sure everything is ok while I'm getting his PAGEVIEWS!!!

BACK TO MIMI!!!

Thank you, Mimi!  Thank you!